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    13 Perfect Comebacks From Helena On “Orphan Black”

    The manic Orphan Black clone really has a way with words. A useful resource for dealing with conflict in your everyday life!

    1. When someone makes you angry, but she’s not there to yell at:

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    Eat her muffin.

    2. When someone won’t give you the names of the clones you’re trying to murder:

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    Eat toast at her. It’s called symbolic violence, and it works.

    3. When someone spanks a child you’re fond of:

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    Because nothing gets your point across like a well chosen simile!

    4. When someone rudely changes positions so they don’t have to look at your face:

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    Sometimes it’s best to let your ass do the talking.

    5. When someone locks you in a cellar:

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    Run opposition with your opposable thumbs!

    6. When someone handcuffs you but still has the audacity to ask you an important question:

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    FOOL.

    7. When someone tells you to go to hell and then tries to smother you:

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    “Sleep now.” Simple. To the point.

    8. When you have a chance to talk to your would-be assassin about her incompetence:

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    No words, just chuckles.

    9. When a guy can’t take “you’re a bad goat” for an answer:

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    Don’t put up with his bullshit whining, either.

    10. When someone totally annoying is trying to help you:

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    BESTIALITY BURN.

    11. When someone implies your singing isn’t good.

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    Sing louderrrrrr

    12. When someone stereotypes your culture:

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    CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME

    13. When you’re trying to torture and kill the person who’s implanting your fertilized eggs in other women without permission and he starts giving you lip:

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    “This is not a pipe I’m holding at a rakish angle between my teeth. It’s a signifier of your doom.”

    And of course, follow it up with the best comeback of all.

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    Burn his house to the ground! Damn, Helena, you sure know how to win an argument.

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